New Government Symbol

I hear that we are gonna get a new government symbol.

Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it is
changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM
because it more accurately reflects the
government's political stance. A condom allows
for inflation, halts production, destroys the
next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're
actually being screwed!