Machine Gun Kelly Isn't Dead

Machine Gun Kelly dressed "punk" for his birthday celebration with Pete Davidson and not for Halloween like I originally thought. Someone gave him a Rolex for his birthday because only a 29 year old rapper would think a Rolex was classy. But what do I know, I didn't even know he was a rapper, in fact I thought he was dead. Machine Gun Kelly I mean. Or maybe not dead, but I thought he could have been that rapper that had to go to the hospital because he ate too many Flaming Hot Doritos. They sure don't make rappers like they used too. Quite frankly if you ask me, not enough of these guys get shot at anymore.