Found this interesting article on Premium
Times , written by Chinenye Ugonna. Read
below and tell us if you agree...
If you have lived in Abuja for more than a
year, you should understand the term
“fake Abuja big girl” or FABB.
These are the girls who are usually very
attractive, own all the Apple products in
this world, live in N1million flats in
Maitama, but if you check their
background, their parents are struggling in
their various villages.
Enough said, let me educate you.
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1. Bleached skin and tattoos:
These days, most girls think they have to be
“white-skinned” to be beautiful. They go as far
as taking injections to perfect their skin. They
then get tattoos to complete the look. These
girls have to sell their market. When you check
their background, their families are as dark-
skinned as they come but these girls look more
like Black or White era Michael Jackson.
2. Fake accent:
This is another common trait. FABBs roll their
tongues like their lives depend on it. Every
vowel, irrespective of the word, is followed by
an ‘R’: Jos become Jors; Taxi, Tarxi; Abuja,
Abujarrr.
3. Long ‘human’ hair:
If they do not have the Brazilian hair that
reaches their butt, they haven’t arrived. Picture
the combo: bleached skin, fake accent and long
Brazilian hair. Most of these girls don’t even
have up to N10, 000 in their bank accounts but
they have to impress. All na packaging!
4. Own the latest android phones:
This draws me back to a Nigerian movie I
watched weeks ago. Funke Akindele’s character
sold her bed just so she could buy an Android
phone. She preferred to sleep on a bare
mattress on the floor than use her regular
Nokia phone just so she could impress the guys
and catch “proper fish.” This is exactly what
FABBS do. They would own the iPhone 5s, S4,
iPad. Before the iPhone6 is out, they already
have it yet they don’t have regular jobs. So
where do they get all that money from?
5. Don’t invite you to their houses:
FABBs never want you to know where they live;
it would ruin the illusion of their prosperous
lives. Picture this, as a guy, you meet this
pretty light skinned lady, who owns all the
nicest phone and tablets, maybe drives a car if
the hustle is tight; long Brazilian hair and a
little cash in their bank account. As a guy, you
believe you are toasting or dating a girl who
has money. So, why would she invite you to
her “face me I face you” to spoil her
packaging?
Everybody’s hustle is different but that of the
Fake Abuja Big Girl is the realest; take note
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